OK, so I ate a 10mg 1:1 weed edible as I downloaded it. And, OK, I smoked a jay of Ol’ Mendo Hashplant before I clicked play. So, forgive me as I heap praise on Bill & Ted Face the Music.
Perhaps the COVID-related drought of new releases has left me thirsty for the sweet, sweet nectar of Hollywood spend. Perhaps my throbbing high was digging deep into my brain’s pleasure center.
Or perhaps I’m still royally pissed from the recent post-Gen-X/pre-Millennial film sequels that were utter shit-stains like Dumb and Dumber To, Zoolander 2, or Anchorman 2. All number 2 films that really were number 2s.